mhow70:

thugkitchen:

No lie, it’s been a while since a thug has been in the kitchen. So I log into the tumblrverse today to check my shit, maybe dust off the dash and get some new content out. Son, I’ve got a TON of fucking messages (I’m going to try to reply to them all, I promise) and I’m seeing my shit posted all over the god damn place.

I’m glad all you healthy/sexy mother fuckers kept the kitchen warm while I was away. I’m officially back and stepping up my game. Seriously, all the love I’ve got from my followers makes me want to post the best content I can for you. Thug Kitchen undergoing reconstruction as of right now. I’m so fucking heated right now. Shit.

AWESOME blog. You must follow.

It’s so mysterious to me…

redfruitwhiteseeds:

silencingthedrums:

ggallifreyann:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

DICKENS SAID POE WAS A TORTURED SOUL AND I SAID DICKENS WAS RIGHT THEN DICKINSON CHANGED IT TO DICKINSON AND THEY JUST KEPT GOING BACK AND FORTH

THIS IS GREAT

I’m copypasting my porn into this and it’s FUCKING HILARIOUS 

this is awesome

cassjaytuck:

WHA

torakodragon:

arrafrost:

torakodragon:

Do you ever wake up, and find a teenager on you?

Three hours… three long, muscle cramping hours Derek had laid there. Stiff as a board. With a Stiles. Covering like a heavy, lanky and awkwardly muttering in his sleep blanket - that may or may not have drooled on his a couple times. Technically, Derek could get out of this predicament - which had him wishing there were tiles on his ceiling so he could count them - because he was Derek Hale. He was the alpha. And the alpha could easily lift a body that was laying on his own. Except this alpha had a human mate who was not particular a morning person - and considering Stiles’ definition of morning started at 10am…

Derek’s five o’clock shadow was coming in at eleven in the morning and he was sure it was because his body had been so bored with him that it rebelled. Growing hair, that’s the most he could do at the moment and he sighed as Stiles’ mouthed at Derek’s neck, mumbling something about bees and “I don’t want the hot sauce in my pants” in his dream nightmare. One more hour. Derek would give him one more hour to wake up naturally because then it wouldn’t be his fault when Stiles woke up on the floor after Derek rolled over in his sleep.

Throws laptop out the window.

karadanik:

sweatmaster3000:

themidel:

captainoftherogueshipship:

tui-laspirits:

runfree—and—carryon:

stainedglassbutterflywings:

prettyandpink:

summercohen:

ladyhoneybadger:

fujiidom:falulatonks / atimelordincamelot:

DISNEY LOVERS, STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS.

#only halfway through this and i want to share the joy

I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER THAN I WAS FOR THOSE 8 MINUTES AND 10 SECONDS.

I WANT TO MARRY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. What is this even for? Because it was so amazing.

I couldn’t stop smiling :)

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

OMG THE PRINCE ALI PART GAVE ME CHILLS!

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

..I want one.

Seriously The Best Thing I Have Ever Seen<3

This is beautiful.

niknak79:

A surprise for the next people who redo the carpet.