kchanlp:

kchanlp:

exampleofinconsistency:

Am I the only one who thinks Tony is trying to mind-operate Steve into not giving into Loki’s flirting?

STEVE. STEEEEEVE. DON’T LISTEN TO HIM. HE IS EVIL. HE JUST WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BODY. NO STEVE DON’T LAUGH. NOOOO WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING. HE’S NOT FUNNY. ME I’M FUNNY. WHY YOU NEVER LAUGH ABOUT MY JOKES. WHY. OH FUCK IT I WILL JUST HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH MY SUITCASE.

Steve look this way
-TS

Steve srsly stop staring at him and look at me
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Steve he’s evil
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Steve SERIOUSLY
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Bangin’ the bad guy is breaking protocol Steve
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I’ll call Coulson
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Steve
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STEVE
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Don’t laugh at him
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Should I remind you he is Thor’s crazy brother
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Stop blushing just because he is showing some teeth Steve
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He could bite you Steve
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…I don’t like that thought Steve
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OK THEN
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JUST IGNORE ME
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GO AWAY TO LALALAND WITH TALL DARK AND CRAZY
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SEE IF I CARE
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Oh so now you’re coming over
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I hope he said some really evil things to make you run to me like that
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…But if he was too mean I’ll kick his ass no probs
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Are you wearing lipstick your lips are so pink
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…I’d totally kiss them
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“Hm, Tony, are you all right? I’m… trying to talk to you but you’re just staring… It’s a little disturbing…”


“…You really suck at mental sms, Steve.”

Owww, but I was about to write the part where Thor tries to mentally livestream Loki’s whereabouts with the guidance of the Man of Iron and the company of the somewhat dumbfounded Captain America! :(

 I WILL POOP ON ALL YOUR PARTIES.

POOP.

EVERYWHERE.

kchanlp:

exampleofinconsistency:

Am I the only one who thinks Tony is trying to mind-operate Steve into not giving into Loki’s flirting?

STEVE. STEEEEEVE. DON’T LISTEN TO HIM. HE IS EVIL. HE JUST WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BODY. NO STEVE DON’T LAUGH. NOOOO WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING. HE’S NOT FUNNY. ME I’M FUNNY. WHY YOU NEVER LAUGH ABOUT MY JOKES. WHY. OH FUCK IT I WILL JUST HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH MY SUITCASE.

Steve look this way
-TS

Steve srsly stop staring at him and look at me
-TS

Steve he’s evil
-TS
 
Steve SERIOUSLY
-TS

Bangin’ the bad guy is breaking protocol Steve
-TS

I’ll call Coulson
-TS

Steve
-TS

STEVE
-TS

Don’t laugh at him
-TS

Should I remind you he is Thor’s crazy brother
-TS

Stop blushing just because he is showing some teeth Steve
-TS

He could bite you Steve
-TS

…I don’t like that thought Steve
-TS

OK THEN
-TS

JUST IGNORE ME
-TS

GO AWAY TO LALALAND WITH TALL DARK AND CRAZY
-TS

SEE IF I CARE
-TS

Oh so now you’re coming over
-TS

I hope he said some really evil things to make you run to me like that
-TS

…But if he was too mean I’ll kick his ass no probs
-TS

Are you wearing lipstick your lips are so pink
-TS

…I’d totally kiss them
-TS


“Hm, Tony, are you all right? I’m… trying to talk to you but you’re just staring… It’s a little disturbing…”


“…You really suck at mental sms, Steve.”

© SAM