if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn)
But this explains the 90s kids
(via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played
King Kazma: cephiedvariable: Stages of Getting Back into Naruto as an Adult 1. ha…
Stages of Getting Back into Naruto as an Adult
1. ha ha ha wow that’s a really cute Team 7 fanart. Good thing I’m not into Naruto anymore and have absolutely no feelings about it and will never feel anything about it ever again
2. wait, WHO died????? No. Nope. Don’t care. Will never care.
3. Okay, but I’m a little curious. Like, when it finishes maybe I’ll catch up finally. Just sort of browse.
4. Or maybe I’ll catch up… right now…..
5. I have so much distance from this series now that I can recognize the faults but still enjoy it. And man there are so many faults. What a stupid manga.
6. But I mean, of course I cried when Jiraiya died.
7. The faults don’t really bother me because I am not taking it seriously.
8. I mean, I think a lot of those faults were just me being bitter about my dashed expectations anyway.
9. I lied. There are no faults. Everything is beautiful.
10. ARE YOU BAD MOUTHING NARUTO IN MY PRESENCE? YOU WANNA GO ASSHOLE? I AM A JOUNIN LEVEL NARUTO FAN WITH PERFECT CHAKRA CONTROL AND A SUPER RARE KEKKEI GENKAI. DON’T FUCK WITH ME.
no matter how many gross things you tell me about mcdonalds I’m still going to eat it and you can’t stop me
before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing
