consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

markzuckerbitch:

it is vital to understand that the tsn fandom is like a volcano bc like it’s basically dormant a lot of the time but goddamn when it blows u will fucking know 

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

jaclcfrost:

do u know how hard it is to love a character that’s an asshole on a regular basis knowing that they’re an asshole and they’ve done asshole things but whenever u look at them u are just like. wow. u asshole. i love u. but u. are an asshole

nebulasresolution:

If I am ignoring you, I apologize. I become distracted and will focus on one thing a while. Sometimes I’m just emotionally overwhelmed and I have to lay down for a while. I’m not ignoring you because it’s you it’s because life is distracting and hard and so sometimes I just need to stop talking to people and sometimes I do that suddenly.

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

askinnyblackman:

it’s weird how i’ll marathon an entire series without stopping but if someone tries to make me watch a youtube video that lasts longer than 30 seconds all i can think is “i don’t have time for this”

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

sleeepingalone:

how am i not tired of reading about the same two people falling in love in 5000 different ways yet

© SAM