yes i am aware that that character is a little shit but they are my little shit you see
Just so you know school is actually really stressful for people who are good at school because the expectations are really high and if you do any single thing wrong or get less than an A you feel like a complete failure and even when you do everything right and try your hardest there are still people better than you and it just makes you feel like shit.
oh my god finally someone said it
oh I have a thing tomorrow? guess I’ll go to bed at 2 AM instead of 3 AM
people are always like “if I had a time machine, I’d go and visit the medieval times” or some dumb shit like that. You know what I’d do if I had a time machine? Young Harrison Ford.
Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
IM SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS I EAT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AS MY CEREAL I USE EGGNOG AS MY CONTAct LENS SOLUTION IM GROWING A BEARD
i hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment
the christmas season gives me strength. every day i get stronger. every christmas commercial i see empowers me. every christmas movie or tv special ever created runs in my veins. i amass power until christmas day in which i become the ultimate lifeform.