…what did I miss, who was saved by Patz?
Charlie Hunnam, the magnificent hero from Pacific Rim, had signed on to play Christian Grey, the abusive asshole from Fifty Shades of Grey. Obviously, everyone freaked out. And Pattz couldn’t just sit still and watch Charlie follow his path of self hatred and loathing and crazy fangirls. But now Charlie has dropped out of Fifty Shades due to “scheduling”. SO HAHAHAHA, SAVED. (I didn’t get a Christian Grey vibe from him tbh. I thought it was poor casting.)
How can Niall hate anybody, had you insulted food or something?
OKAY I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS TRYING TO EAT AN ICE CREAM BAR IN A SMALL CUTE ICE CREAM SHOP DOWNTOWN. I suppose he hated me because he had already finished his ice cream? Actually, it was Zayn who started the bickering for NO REASON but then it was all me and Niall and Zayn was like “hey, hey, hey guys I’m over here? Guys? GUYS???”
And I don’t remember how, but I think I pushed/tripped Niall and he fell to the floor and then I fell also and I ended up on top of him and then we made out. Though now that I think about it, he was probably trying to taste the ice cream I just had.
I asked my therapist, he says it’s completely natural not that I have ever had a dream with someone from One Direction, haha psssh not me nope *nervous sweating*
Okay but it was seriously so weird because Niall and I hated each other but were really sexually attracted to each other? And he was like a GREAT kisser. I just????? NOW I FIND MYSELF ATTRACTED TO HIM?
GASP YOU ARE AT COMIC CON?
NO I AM NOT.
FUCK DAARIO, RIDE DRAGONS! …Wait.
You just literally described Dany’s entire ADWD storyline. Bravo K. BRAVO. ALSO PUNSSSS THE HIGHEST FORM OF HUMOR.
I do believe no one can rule in this kingdom, only Robb could and GOD WHYYYY. Ok, ok. Man, Dany is harsh and yes, ew, why Daario. Fuck man, I don’t now who should be king/queen now, I AM CONFUSED. *hyperventilates*
You know, when I first got into GoT, I had a clear objective. And now I have like ten thousand different wishes and goals to go with all these characters. I want Jon to die with friends and to know his parents, and feel like he BELONGS, JUST ONCE. I want Arya to exact revenge. I want Jaime to find his honor. I want Theon to free himself. I want Sansa to come into her own and fucking WIN THE GAME. I want Tyrion to find Tysha. I want Bran to fly (though the further up north he goes, the more it FREAKS ME OUT). I want Rickon to become King in the North. I want Davos to go home to his wife and his three remaining sons. I want Patchface to STOP BEING SO FUCKING CREEPY. I want Brienne to kill Stannis for killing Renly. I want Stannis to STOP BEING SO FUCKING CREEPY.
I think Robb wanted to be a good king and an honorable man. But good men are not always good kings. I think Jon has the ability to be a good king, but he’s sworn himself to the wall for life so FINE, DIE UP THERE /sobbing. I think Sansa could rule, but then again, all she wants is happiness and sons called Eddard /sobbing. I think Stannis /could/ make a good king, he’s strict enough to set things right. But he’s also unbending. And things that don’t bend, break. Shireen, on the other hand. SHE could rule. SHE COULD BE THE BEST QUEEN.
OH OH K, THOUGH, OMFG, I HAVE EXCITING NEW DEVELOPMENTS ON WHO COULD RULE THE IRON THRONE. BEHIND THE CUT BECAUSE SUPER SPOILERY.
TELL ME. *tears*
wait where is him? D:
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE DAENERYS. IT WASN’T NECESSARY DANY. IT WASN’T FUCKING NECESSARY.